Sunday, April 19, 2009

Death of the Bearded Lady


Live and learn……..and try to enjoy the bumps along the way.


Well, we had our first major setback of the trip. The Bearded Lady has had her last journey. You get what you paid for and we apparently paid for a certified piece of crap. Probably not our best decision of the trip. Oh well, you learn from your mistakes and this was a big one. After the first time she broke down we spent $800 to get her up and running. We still needed to get the speedometer fixed in order for it to pass it’s warrant of fitness (WOF). It’s like a state inspection back home. This morning Andy and myself went to Taupo to get it fixed and have the WOF done. After $300 we had a speedometer but it didn’t pass the WOF because we need a new muffler and a front tire. We decided to head back to Rotorua and have the work done there. We drive the hour back to Rotorua and four blocks away from our hostel she started to make a lot of noise. The ole’ Bearded Lady coughed and sputtered and then smoke began coming out of our seats and pouring out of the back. That was all she wrote. Roadside assistance came out and she was in fact dead. The engine was blown and the cam belt was useless too. Way to go us. She’s now headed to a scrap yard for her final resting place. It was going to cost almost double what we paid for it just to have it running again. We figured it’s not worth the nightmares ahead so we decided to put this one in the “shit happens” column and move on. Luckily, we are in Rotorua picking feijoas and we’ll be here for a few more weeks. I guess we’ll be regrouping and planning our next move from here.


Life goes on…


Ryan

New Zealand Great Walk: Lake Waikaremoana



New Zealand has hundreds of walks and tramps to get out and see the countryside. There is also a series of “Great Walks” that usually consist of multi-day tramps ranging in difficulty level. Our first great walk was on Lake Waikaremoana, which is in the eastern central region of the north island. It was definitely a walk to remember. If not for the scenery,we will definitely remember it for the way mother natured tossed us around and treated us like idiots.


We decided to do the tramp on the Thursday before Easter. You have the option of either staying in a hut or a campsite during the tramp. The huts are very basic cabins with water and a stove. The don’t have electricity or anything but you at least get a crappy mattress to sleep on.
We arrived at the Department of Conservation office about 11:00 am on Thursday morning. Since it was Easter most of the huts were filled up for the holiday weekend. Easter here is like Labor Day back in the States. It’s the last real weekend to get out before winter starts to set in. Our only real option to do the tramp was to leave that day and hike up Panikieri Bluff, stay in a hut at the peak of the bluff, and then move on and do campsites the next two nights.


Day one would consist of a 4-5 hour tramp, day two would be 8-10 hours, day three would be 5 hours, and day four would be a 2 hour tramp to the water taxi pickup location.. We booked our hut and campsites and headed out.


We got to the carpark about noon and tried to book our water taxi. The last boat was leaving at 12:30 so we had to be ready on the dock in 20 minutes. So, we immediately raced to the van and started stuffing stuff into our backpacks. We grabbed some clothes, ramen noodles, a small stove and about 187 granola bars.


The water taxi pulled up to a rocky shore on some large boulders and as we were getting out the skipper said, “I hope you guys have some warmer gear. It’s about 4 degrees cooler (Celsius) at the top of the bluff.” As he said that his first mate also said, “I hope you guys are in shape too because you only have about four hours of daylight left.” These were both very comforting departing words to hear on your first real New Zealand tramp. Those would usually be words that should said BEFORE you are dropped off in the middle of nowhere. This is New Zealand though and there is definitely a “do what you want” attitude. As we approached the skies turned from “partly cloudy” to “you guys are screwed gray.” That alone shaved an hour of daylight off our schedule.


As we walk up the shoreline we see a sign signaling the start of the trail. Well, apparently in our rush to beat the clock we missed the trail itself and started up a road directly behind the trail. We start rushing up this hill like no tomorrow- we were determined to beat the four hour time estimate. About 40 seconds into our climb the ominous skies decided to start dumping rain all over us and our 40 lb. packs. This only encouraged us to move faster. Well, we moved fast enough to come to the end of the road and realize that all we had done is walk up to a lookout tower and a small power plant. Not exactly the tramp we were looking for.


After getting back down to the trail start we had now burned one of our four hours of daylight. We are soaking wet at this point and now have to make the climb already tired and a little bit defeated. We had no choice though- we had to go up.


Apparently there was this little footnote on the map that stated this leg of the tramp required “high levels of physical condition.” That was no joke. This was no walk at all. We literally were climbing straight up the side of a mountain. The rocks were wet and slick and the further we climbed the colder it got. Luckily, it only got worse.


About an hour into our climb the rain decided to turn to hail. If climbing a wet mountain wasn’t bad enough we now had to battle icy slopes. This continued on for about an hour and again, the higher we got the colder it got. Being on a bluff the winds also started to pick up and really make life miserable.


As we got about halfway up the mountain the hail turned to heavy snow. It wasn’t like a snow back in Missouri either. These were big, heavy, wet snowflakes. It took only minutes for a layer to form on everything around us. It was at this point when we started to get worried. We were only a short while away from total darkness and we had no idea how much further we would have to go to reach the peak. Every time we’d turn a corner there was another ledge to climb. It was a seemingly impossible battle. The cloud cover was so intense that we couldn’t see anything. That was the biggest shame of our trip. We would come to an opening that you could tell would be an amazing view had it not been awful outside. We never got a good picture the entire way up. Pictures were really that last thing on our mind though at this point. We were at a crossroads to either press on and risk the darkness or pitch the tent. The only problem was there was never a location to pitch the tent. Everything was jagged rock and water was pouring down it all. We would have risked hypothermia and even death had we pitched the tent. We would have no way of drying out or staying warm.


We decided to keep on going and for the first time in my life I can say I was truly in survival mode. We were slipping on tree roots, rocks, mud, and anything else that could get in our way. It was absolutely miserable. We got to the point where we literally couldn’t see our own feet. We are extremely lucky that one of us didn’t break an ankle or fall of a cliff. There are no signs on the way up the bluff to give you any indication about how much further you had to go. There are only orange arrows that follow the trail path. In our pathetic preparation we didn’t have headlamps either. We had to rely on two crappy LED keychain lights to find our way to the arrows. It was bad and only getting scarier.


Then, out of nowhere, there was a set of wooden stairs that led straight up a bluff. There was a pulley system there too. We figured it had to be used to bring supplies up to the hut. Shortly after we climbed the stairs we climbed a few more cliffs and then saw a single light on top of a hill. Sure enough it was someone’s flashlight from inside the hut.


We stormed in the hut an hour after darkness fell defeated and accomplished at the same time. You should have seen the looks on the peoples faces in the hut. There was utter disbelief when we walked in. The hut warden didn’t even know we were coming that night. Nobody would have known if we would have made it or not. We were lucky, to say the least. We sat that night by a tiny stove and tried to dry our clothes as best we could. It was cold. Really cold. We were lucky to have good sleeping bags to get through the night.


The next morning we hiked down the bluff to another hut. We were deciding whether or not to call it quits. We could have arranged a taxi pickup at the bottom. It was a beautiful day though and we decided mother nature could win the battle but we wanted to win the war. We kept pressing on and suffered through the wet clothes and shoes to make it to a campsite that night. We met some hunters who were good to us and gave us some coffee, tea, and eggs. We traded stories and they reassured us they are only as prepared as they are today from learning from there mistakes. The New Zealand bush can be extremely dangerous.


The next two days were pretty uneventful. We tramped around the lake and have a ton of great pictures to show for it. This country can be brutal but it sure is beautiful. It really can’t be described in words. You must experience it for yourself. I’m glad we finished the walk and didn’t call it quits. You can only grow from your experiences. Needless to say, we’ll be better prepared next time.


Ryan

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Just Checking In


Good morning (or afternoon). Just a little update about what we've been up to in NZ.


We finally have The Bearded Lady (our van) fixed after about a week stuck in Taupo. We still don't have a speedometer because the part needs to be ordered from Japan. In time we'll know how fast we are going........if we can ever figure out what the hell a kilometer is. It's amazing how affordable this country is. We had the van fixed at a Mazda dealer and the whole repairs only cost around $900 NZD. Our driveshaft ended up costing a little more than our original quote so they didn't charge us labor. That would NEVER happen in the states. It's pretty sweet. Everything is easy like that. We transferred the car's ownership at a postshop. No lines at the DMV. You don't need to get a new license plate, the same one is good. Car insurance only cost $120 USD for the entire year! There is very little paperwork in this country and everything is so relaxed. It's awesome.


We had great interviews at the ski resort, Mt. Ruapehu. We are getting jobs and they want to offer Andy and myself supervisor roles. Since we burned a lot of cash jumping out of planes and staying in hostels while our van was in the shop we are on the hunt for some part-time work. We headed out of Taupo and went north to the Bay of Plenty region. We stayed the night right on the beach and listened to the waves crash all night. Life was good. The Bay of Plenty has a very high demand for fruit picking this time of year. Unfortunately, we are finding we are about two weeks too late. We have a lot of calls in but the positions are all full. Apparently that recession thing is world wide and it's harder for foreigners to get work this year. We have faith though because all the farms tell us people come and go every day and openings happen a lot. Kiwi picking runs pretty much through to June. Until then, we are waiting on a phone call to work the local fish market. We were hoping to start this morning but didn't get the call last night. Hopefully tomorrow. It just depends on when the boats come into harbor. Hopefully we get to wear sweet yellow gear and look like the Gordon's fish guy. That would be sweet!


We are currently in the city of Tauranga and if the fish and kiwi thing doesn't pan out we will most likely head south to the Hawke's Bay region to try and pick apples. We have to compete with the South Americans for work around here. They pretty much post up at the hostels and work all the farms. They work hard too so I can see why a farm hires them. It's really crazy but nobody from New Zealand is actually from New Zealand. Maybe one out of twenty people you ask was born here. They all want to leave after college. Most of them can make more money elsewhere. There are a lot of Brits and Canadians here. If you are from anywhere else besides NZ I can see why you would want to stay. It's awesome here.


Like we hear time and time again, "no worries."


Cheers,


Ryan